A priest dies and is waiting in a line at heaven’s gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
God to the Guy: Who r u Guy: I'm a bus driver..
God; Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.
God to Priest: Who r u? Priest: I'm a Priest and spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God: Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
Priest: God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spend all my life preaching good get cotton.
God: Results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its performance, not position that counts.... ;)
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